THE MASK FIASCO


23 Sep
23Sep

The Hospital or a grocery store,

The parks or the river side,

Outside homes or the morning walkers;


Every so often we come across different personalities.


Then came the Covid times,

And the same applied to the use or disuse of masks.

So, here’s a few we meet per diem.

THE MASK DISPOSITION


  • THE RELIGIOUS

They really believe in the power of God, or a higher power,

The power of science, not so much.

Masks are obviously a sales scheme by the makers,

The higher power will protect us against Corona virus.

What will Masks do?

We walk proudly without masks.


  • THE CONFUSED

This category surely believes in the influence of masks,

They are just confused about science!

Oh! Corona Virus, it goes in through the mouth,

Obviously, its not going to affect us through the nose!

C’mon, I can breathe through my nose,

Maybe the nasal hair and mucosa will protect me.



  • THE JOINT ACCOUNT

:)



  • THE REVERSE SCIENTISTS

I’m still amazed by this lot.

They wear a mask, and protect their noses and mouth,

Well, Almost!

Its so loose that there’s a distance of almost a foot between the masks and the nose, its like a barrier, that stands away!

Some scientific wonder, how that mask stays where it is, and in what way it actually helps.


  • THE CHIN BREATHERS.

A different amazing category,

Those who spread the virus through the chin.

Oh! So so common,

And so lucky, not needing a nose and mouth mask



  • THE MASKS FASHIONISTAS

An amusing group!

Cannot use that lip shade or the new sunglasses these days?

Let’s get creative with the masks.

Love them or hate them,

You absolutely cannot ignore them. 😊


                                                                                                                               Images courtesy: google


  • THE FAMOUS AND THE SUPERHEROS


This one is a fun no-brainer.



  • THE CREATIVES 

They can make a mask out of absolutely anything.

Its as outrageous as its hilarious.                                                                                                                                                                                                             Images: viral photos on facebook/whastaap



  • THE DOUBLE STRENGTH 

Now wearing 1 mask isn’t enough, these guys wear 2, or sometimes even 3 masks.

Also, we see them running, jogging, cycling with masks.

Yes, the frontline and healthcare workers may require double the protection,

But how do these runners breathe with extra masks.

I need their lung capacity too.



  • THE PARTIAL SCARFS

The lot, who comes with a scarf or cloth hanging in their necks, only to put it across the nose and hold the end in the mouth.

Apparently, they are faster than the virus!

  •                                                                                                                      Image courtesy: Facebook


  • THE BEAUTIFUL

A lot of lovely ladies, do not want to hide their beauty, but masking is a must,

Let’s use some sheer dupatta or scarf, that keeps the beauty in vibe,

And Oh Uh, yeah, the viruses are sure too big to enter through that mesh.

(Have you ever seen a virus? yeah, if you can’t see it, it’s probably too small, small enough to enter the holes of that mesh.)




  • THE MINT INSPIRED: THE MASK WITH A HOLE

Ok, this happened once, but for a fact, someone had made a hole near the nose to breathe comfortably.

I bet, He also cut his seatbelt to move around more freely.


Please don’t be a mask-hole.



  • THE DARK NIGHT

My personal favorite.

The front-line workers, the covid warriors, the perfect masks and shield.

The ones, who work with the burden.

SALUTE!

 


P.S this blog is for pure fun, without the intentions of hurting anyone’s masked beliefs.



IF YOU HATE WEARING A MASK,

YOU SURE AS HELL AREN’T GOING TO LIKE A VENTILATOR.

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